Oh you wanted a recipe?

Salt Dough Ornaments

2c flour
1c warm water
1c salt

Take off your rings and mix this together. Add a little more flour until it doesn't stick to your hands. Roll it out, maybe 1/4" thick. Cut with a cookie cutter. If you are making handprints, squish those baby fingers in there and make a perfect circle with a pint glass.

Bake at 200F for three hours. Flip halfway through.

Paint with acrylic paint. Did I mention that your baby won't die if he ingests acrylic paint? Poison Control told me so back in November.